Dear Diary,

I found the following article in the paper this afternoon:

When Samuel Goldwyn sent a coy of the script of his latest movie, “They Got Me Covered,” starring Comedian Bob Hope, to F B I headquarters, in Washington, D. C., he asked if there was any objection to showing Axis agents roaming all over the nation’s capital.

F B I officials wired back: “The script seems o. k. Anything can happen in a Bob Hope picture.”

They’re not kidding, either. Anything can, and usually does, happen in Bob Hope pictures.

Seven more Hopeless Tuesdays.