Dear Diary,

Hedda Hopper said today that Danny Kaye is in Hollywood waiting to be cast in a picture. She said she hoped they would team him with Bob Hope, because they would make a great team. I don’t know much about Danny Kaye, but I at least one half of the team would be great.

I read an article by Dorothy Kilgallen, called “If I Were the Queen of Hollywood.” She said first of all that Bob Hope would be her court jester. Later in the article she said, “I’d have Dorothy Lamour wear the old sweater and cap and let Bing Crosby and Bob Hope wear the sarong.” No! Keep Bob in that black sweater!