Dear Diary,

I saw Bob Hope in “My Favorite Blonde” twice today, which makes eight time in all. I have now seen his last eight pictures ( beginning with “The Cat and the Canary”) an average of seven and a half time each. But even as much as that is, it’s not enough. I’ve got to make the average at least eight. To do that I’ll have to see “Road to Morocco” thirteen times, or see some of this old pictures over again. But no matter how I do it, I’m going to do it, or my name isn’t Muriel “Bob Hope Fan Extraordinary” Windham.