Dear Diary,

The play on the Screen Guild Theater tonight was “Nothing But the Truth.” Bob wasn’t in it, of course, since he’s somewhere on the opposite side of the continent from Hollywood right now, probably in Florida. Frank Morgan played the role Bob did in the picture, and I’m thankful that he had the good grace to change at least the majority of the jokes, and not use the same ones Bob did in the picture. That’s more than I can say for a certain comedian (?) whose initials are Milton Berle. He used not only Bob’s jokes, but even his straight lines in a radio adaptation of “My Favorite Blonde” not too far in the distant past.