Dear Diary,
I pasted pictures of Bob in my scrap book today until I thought I couldn’t possibly have any more to put in. So I counted those I had already put in, the the grand total was twenty. It seemed more like twenty thousand, because I was so careful with each one, and took so much time in between pictures to press them so they wouldn’t curl. In other words, I still have about a thousand more pictures to paste in.
Garry Moore pulled a pretty cute gag tonight. He said, “Jimmy, do you know what the little kitten said when he saw some people playing tennis?” Durante replied, “No, Junior, what did the little kitten say when he saw some people playing tennis?” Garry: “My mother’s in that racket! “
Muriel Windham's Diary 