Monday, April 5, 1943

Dear Diary,

Bob and Bing really hit the road on the Lux Radio Theatre tonight. If you were listening for the plot, you might have recognized “Road to Morocco,” but the jokes (and I use the word freely) were completely different in most cases. After the play was over, Ginny Simms asked who usually won the golf matches they play together. In unison, Bing and Bob said, “It’s a lie!” Bing said, “How did you know what I was going to say?” Bob said, “I just figured you were going to tell the truth.” Ginny said, “Bob, Bing really lovers to play golf, doesn’t he?” Bob replied, “He ought to. He raises his own caddies. He’s stork mad, that boy.”