Dear Diary,

Bob was at Pensacola, Florida, tonight. He had more fun with swamps, just he did in La last week. He and Colonna and Frances and Skinnay were going through the swamps. Jerry was the guide, so when he came upon an alligator, he yelled back, “I’ll wave my hand at him to see if he’s friendly.’ Bob said, “Well is it friendly?” Jerry replied, “Certainly. It’s waving my hand back at me.” Frances sang “Let’s Get Lost” tonight, and every few minutes after that Bob would break out with snatches of it. He may have been kidding, but folly that guy can sing. Vera Vague asked Bob how he was enjoying the tour. He said, “Ah yes, first to Arizona, then Texas, then Louisiana. And all because of my fans.” “Where do we go next?” “Wherever my fans chase us.”